Michelin Man March 😤😶‍🌫️ Comment your brand mascot crush
me thinking about how I’d still have a shot with Leo if I was a leap year baby
Iykyk. If you don’t… it’s Colgate Day. Here’s some never before seen proof of graduation 🤪 More on this next week ;) At a wedding don’t text
‘Twas my twin flame’s birthday. Push 🅿️ to pay respects 🧡🔥 had to miss Hijinx this year due to unforeseen bomb cyclones ❄️ and travel bans so throwing some extra Hijinx ‘22 content in to make up for the fomo 🤪
“✨The dream is flourishing✨” I say to myself as I look down and flick the cookie crumbs off my @afffirmations hoodie onto grandma’s new couch that I’ve seemed to meld into since Christmas. Pretending I haven’t been trap
Save a horse ride a Sagittarius happy birthday to all my sag sisters (& brothers) out there (we’re extra asf but truly the best breed ;) Am I using sag szn as an excuse to post old pics? Absofuckinglutely it’s our time to shine bb
Pastel playground 🎢
9 years later and we finally figured out what the Fox says
Ⓜ️🧿🛝▶️🪡🦋 🫐🛴🪣📧💤
The more the merrier! The merriest of weekends celebrating @ctalty19 marry ✨ HER ✨@atamb25 #fromspicytosalty

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